- “Kentucky Fried Chicken founder Harlan Sanders once quipped, ‘You ever see a hearse towing a U-Haul trailer? What’s the point of being the richest man in the graveyard- you can’t do any business from there!” Beating the Midas Curse, by Perry L. Cochell and Rodney C. Zeeb, Page 99
- “No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.”— Mark Twain (1866)